Sunday, December 25, 2005

The Ultimate Gift

Yeah, I got a cool DVD recorder and a new improved XM radio. Very pleased. But these gifts pale in comparison to something else I got. I'm still breathless at my good fortune.

I got a Jeff Gordon tire gauge.

I won't slam NASCAR or its fans -- if you like cars going in circles, that's fine. You would probably find my hobbies silly, also.

How did this wonderful gift come about? My men's cologne of choice for over 20 years has been Halston Z-14. It was formerly the type of cologne that you could only get at Dillard's, etc. Now it is discounted and available at Wal-Mart, and for all I know, Fred's and Dollar General. That's fine - it is my "scent" and it beats the hell out of this atrocious "Axe" stuff that my son has.

My wife bought me a Halston Z-14 gift pack for Christmas. The only way it was available was in a NASCAR / Jeff Gordon package. So that's what I got - and it came with this wonderful tire gauge.

I have ragged my wife unmercifully today about this gift (albeit in a good natured way). When asked by relatives today about gifts that I received, this is the first thing that I mentioned - in a hushed and reverent tone.

I got strange looks.

Merry Christmas, everyone. I hope that you all enjoyed the good fortune that I enjoyed today.

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Damn, This Is Fun!

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Monday, December 19, 2005

Farewell.....

.....to John Spencer, who died of a heart attack last Friday. John played "Leo" on The West Wing, which is quite possibly my favorite television show of all time (and apparently, my wife and I are the only persons still watching the show). Unlike the other death in this entry, John's death caught me off guard and was completely unexpected. In a series overflowing with great actors and great performances, John still managed to stand out -- much as he did in an earlier series, L.A. Law. In one of the West Wing episodes last year, "Leo" had a heart attack - it was vivid and painful to watch. I can't imagine that that scene can ever be played again in syndication, and, if it is, I can't imagine being able to watch that scene. There was such promise for the West Wing and "Leo" if the series managed to survive - on the series, Leo is currently the Democratic candidate for vice-president, and there is also the hint of a romance between Leo and the character portrayed by Kristen Chenoweth (who is very good on West Wing, but very annoying in Old Navy commercials). I could literally go on for quite awhile about great "Leo" moments on West Wing, but all I will say is that West Wing will never be the same and maybe it is time for a dignified farewell for the series now.

...to Richard Pryor, who died last weekend of a heart attack. News of his death was no real surprise; he had been in declining health for years. There's no need here to try explain his greatness; many other forums have done that in recent days. What I would like to relay is the fond memories of my adolescent years and the role played by Richard Pryor. Circa 1976 or 77, I wanted to play football, I got hurt, and I instead became one of the team managers. Not a bad deal, then; most of the perks and none of the actual work (I mean, I even lettered in football as a freakin' manager!). Anyway, one of the other team managers had the 8 track of Richard Pryor's "Bicentennial Nigger". We managed to listen to it in the field house when the coaches and team were on the field for practice. This was a big deal for a 13 year old back then - my family couldn't get cable , there was no internet -- there was simply no easy access for material of this type. I remember laughing like crazy, but I was also smart enough to realize that Pryor was being revolutionary. Fast forward a couple of years later - Richard's first concert film was released - it was very controversial at the time due to the language and the nature of some of the routines and there was talk that it might even receive an "X" rating. Had no real serious thought that I would get an opportunity to see it, but guess what - it came to the Sunset Drive-In!!! My buddies and I loaded up and went to see it and laughed our asses off (we were all either 15 or 16, but the "no one under 17 admitted without parent or guardian" was not enforced at the Sunset). One of us later got the 8 track of the performance and I practically memorized the routines - to this day, when one of those routines is played on the XM Comedy channel, I can practically recite it - particularly the one about the pet monkey that Richard had.

Thanks for helping me grow up, Rich.

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

"Arrested Development"....

is an absolutely laugh-out-loud hilarious, perfectly cast sitcom that has won major awards during its brief lifetime. I tried to never miss it.

Of course, it has been cancelled. And it is YOUR FUCKING FAULT.

That's right -- I blame you. I watched it, so it isn't my fault.

So, you go back to your fucking "According To Jim" and "Rodney" and "George Lopez" and whatever other lame assed sitcom you watch that inexplicably remains on the air while truly groundbreaking shows bite the dust. I'll buy the box set of the series and keep laughing.

Mmm.....

Haven't blogged for quite awhile for a variety of reasons; main reason is that I've been too damned busy...Hope to rectify the situation hereafter. Anyway, my re-entry into the blogging world will begin with relaying an amusing event that just happened to me a few minutes ago:

My wife and went to lunch together. We went to a favorite burger joint in Monticello. I don't really care for french fries; I prefer chips with a burger. I ordered "Nacho Cheese Doritos." What I received was this: a container with nacho cheese chips slathered in nacho cheese sauce.

My wife encouraged me to take it back and explain that I really just wanted a bag of chips. I found it amusing, though, and I didn't make the correction.

Maybe you had to be there.